Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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