areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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