when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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