I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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