Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
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Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
pray to the hookup gods
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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