I just gift wrapped bread.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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