I think I died a long time ago.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
My bed smells like the plague
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