Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
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Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
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First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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