so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
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Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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