i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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