Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
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I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
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He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I love you. Go after that dick
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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