why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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