I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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