That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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