WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
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Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
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There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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