you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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