Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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