Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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