There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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