Dual....:-)
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
i think my cat just said my name.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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