U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
