1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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