his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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