Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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