I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
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i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
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I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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