in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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