Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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