I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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