Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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