If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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