maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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