Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I just had sex on a roof
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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