I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
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he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
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I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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