Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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