I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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