at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
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It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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