My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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