Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
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I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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