He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I'm sobbing to NWA
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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