Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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