We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
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Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
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i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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