I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
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i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
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I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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