i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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