People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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