69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
operation have a gay friend backfired
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You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
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Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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