A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
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Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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