he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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