It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
