Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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