id be glad to
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
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What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
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in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
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