He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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