no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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