hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
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Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
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When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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