how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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