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I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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