Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
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I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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